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by Limp Wizurdz

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released June 1, 2001

Thank you for downloading the fucking Limp Wizardz album. We put alot of blood, sweat, and cum into this shit and we apperciate it. Being real, all we want to do is fuck shit up. Shouts out to Fat Minotaur and the Illuminati, No Evil Bears, Jacob, Josue, Live in the fucking 405, Black Magic Animals, Stu, Old Jay, the entire pit crew, Nompton, fucking Oklahoma City, Jake Wizard, Jimi Hendrix on google 2006, Twisty's, motherfucking Abe Martha Kyle and that nigga Colton, Phillip, Space Camp motherfuckers who tried to kill the Wizard but failed, and everyone who downloaded this motherfucking EP. Thanks. WIZARD.

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Limp Wizurdz Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

music for ya brain from Oklahoma City, est. 2012ish
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Track Name: Lethal Military Assault
JUST DO IT
Track Name: Wizurd World Order
Battling the dragons
Come from the depths of hell
Limp Wizurdz back in this bitch
You know we're busting shells

Wizurd World Order coming for you bitch
Brotha J's coming to push your shit in
Solving puzzles fucking bitches
Leavin rubble, now what bitches?
NOW WHAT BITCHES?

Making Magic Potions
making magic spells
Limp Wizurdz know all the secrets which will never tell
Man or wizurd
Man or Wizurd
MAN
OR
WIZURD

Wizurd World Order coming for you bitch
Brotha J's coming to push your shit in
Solving puzzles fucking bitches
Leavin rubble, now what bitches?
NOW WHAT BITCHES?
Track Name: Houseboat Extravaganza
Drink beer
All day
Houseboat
Not gay

I got a big ass boat
I got a case of beer
I got a fishing pole
Let's go kill a queer
I like to swim in the pond

Drive drunk
For fun
Shoot guns
everyone

I got a big ass boat
I got a case of beer
I got a fishing pole
Let's go kill a queer
I like to swim in the pond

Guess what
Game time
Football
Primetime

I got a big ass boat
I got a case of beer
I got a fishing pole
Let's go kill a queer
I like to swim in the pond
Track Name: FUCK
FUCK
Track Name: Abe's Journey Through Hell
I don't drink
I just fuck
Fuck with me and you'll get fucked up
Got a main bitch
Got a mistress (FLOCKA!)
Fuck with Limp and you'll get a fat lip

This is abe's journey through hell

Mcdonald's
fuck you
i hate the lobby and I hate the drive thru
I fight fast
I'm kickin ass
Fuckin niggas up and none shall pass (Aesop)

This is abe's journey through hell
Track Name: Master Attack
Gotta break out of the spooky STD
Jay has us stuck in the orgasm machine
Place is full of hookers
and cheap thrills
think he runs the place like his name's hank hill

Master Attack!

You said our first song just wasnt good enough
Limp Wizurdz bitch, we dont give a fuck
Breaking out of here with our uncle chad
Oh and by the way
Bitch you ain't my dad
Prepare for the Jay battle summon spellmaster champion 666
Track Name: Android Brothers from Outer Space
we're fighting for peace
on wheelchairs in space
we killed the aliens
we're gonna be brothers till the end

we are the androids
we come to kill
we ride on wheelchairs
made of platinum steel

we're friends with the cowboys
smoke marlboro reds
gonna pull out a chrome toy
shoot you fuckers dead

we are the androids
we come to kill
we ride on wheelchairs
made of platinum steel
bitch
Track Name: 30,000 Cigarettes
Marlboro reds
Don't give a fuck
Limp Wizurdz
they fuckin suck
We're throwing disc golf
Making Ace
Hole in one bitch
Fuck your face

30,000 cigarettes

Phat Minotaur
with Broken Ashtrays
Frankie Kump, he's the homie, fuck em anyways
Limp Wizurdz bitch
we're taking over shit
fucking deal with it
it's some KING SHIT.

30,000 cigarettes
Track Name: Old Jay New Jay
Old Jay was cool as fuck
New Jay, he fucking sucks
Old jay used to make us cookies
New Jay just did it for the nookie