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Intro
02:17
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Master Newscaster
01:42
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Doppler radar not this time
sees the storms with his mind
electric surges power lines
saving lives every time
gary england, the master newscaster
rick mitchell's full of shit
gary england, now your master, flying helis with val caster, master newscaster
hide in your basement the storm's coming
gary's prophets are forthcoming
little children fucking coming
chorus
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3. |
Our Two Cents
00:37
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I don't need your english dick
Or your degree in fuck
Gary England would kick your ass
if you had a boxing match
Nobody gives a flying fuck about your two cents
Walk up with your noodle hair
Everyone knows your full of shit
you don't need a degree in cock
to tell that you're full of shit
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Asian Girls Everywhere
03:43
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Lets ride to the store
Pick up some asian girls
Buy them lots of shit
Maybe they'll suck our dicks
Take off all my clothes
Take off all my clothes
I wanted them to take off all my cloths
They surrounded me
I looked fucking scared
Cause there were Asian girls everywhere Asian girls everywhere
I tried to run
But I couldn't hide
Cause there were
Asian girls everywhere asian girls everywhere
Josue
Ortega
What's up
L-Dub
Riding back from the store
Turn around and I see some more
Haulin ass on my haro
30,000 asian girls
I can't believe it's not butter
pre-chorus
chorus
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fuck if we know we don't even know what the lyrics were to this song but RIP Joe, RIP MHG and RIP The Shatners
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Craigslist
02:56
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why don't you get a job, stop posting pictures of your dick, on the internet
nobody wants to fuck you in a car or at your house, why don't you get it yet?
your penis is so small, you hang out at the mall, in the bathroom stall
if your mother saw the things you post, you know your family would oppose, its sad that no one knows
i hate craigslist
i hate facebook
i hate craigslist
i hate facebook
i hate them both
you smoke all of that weed, you must be so cool, in your room alone
post your number on your status, you're just a fucking fatass, in your room alone
stay up late, and masterbate, cause you're home alone
get off your ass, put down the grass, and get a job
chorus
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Dreamer
07:14
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CREED
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Limp Wizurdz Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
music for ya brain from Oklahoma City, est. 2012ish
facebook.com/limpwizurdz
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